Deportito - Rucka Rucka Ali

I come here before the last election

El President Trump says now go back

Put everything I have into a big knapsack

And go, goodbye

Stop at Jamba Juice on the way

Drop my kids off inside a cage

I went to the border and I told the police

I’m going, goodbye

They say, «What's your name, is it Julian?»

I said my name is Tito, I’m American

They said take your lawnmower and get out this country

Go, please

Juan, why did you escape over the border?

Running from the police in a lawnmower

Watching a Telenovela and a few shows

Oh, yeah

Why, aren’t you a little bit more normal?

Buying a new cell phone at the mall

Listening to heavy metal with some dude Joe

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Why you always coming here to sell burritos

Blowing leaves, making noise on the streeto

Selling flowers on the side of Highway Threeto

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You always come to LA without permito

Fly over the fence with an umbrellarito

Swimming here with water wings on your feeto

Why you always come to America with no viso

Standing round on the corner

With a box of oranginos

(Gimme ten clementino)

Asking what bag do I prefer at grocerito

Paper or plastecito?

Why don’t you decide for me bro?

You come to 'Merica from Cabo

To find yourself a jobo

Your English is no hablo

And all you wear is sunclothes

Everyone you meet is thinking that you have a bomb, bomb

But you are the kind of brown guy that park on the lawn, lawn

When they come arrest and separate you from your child

Then they go, «Amigo, man, could you do me a solid?»

I can’t seem to get my brand new Toro mower started

Maybe you could take it for me back to Target

I need couple things go buy me a new spring hose

Apples and a dingo make copies of my keysos

Then stop at my crib 'cause I have a problem with bugs

If you could exterminate them all I pay you six bucks

My sink always leakos, patch it for me Rico

Cover it with bondo, paint it color negro

Then bake me a pizza, put away my kid’s socks

Help him post a video he made up on TikTok

Go now

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Sitting on the porch in front of your casito

Selling brick shwag to the dumbass gringos

Measuring weed in meters and litros

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Soon you’re gonna only eat stale Doritos

No more good flaming hot Americheetos

Now you’re gonna know the true cost of Fritos

All you ever did was clean a swimming pool with chlorino

The government came with handcuffs

They said you’re coming with me, buddyto

(Let go, I’m Ringo)

Now you’re in a cage sending e-mail to Jeffrey Bezos

Can you waive my shipping feeso?

I’m ordering from Area Quantino

Ay, poor Tito

We only just tryna stop the spread of measles

We thought we’d better lock you up after you sneezop

Better pray to the el Savior Baby Jesus (bailamos)

Fajita, gordito, bella grandedito

Four ninety cinco, comes with a big drinko

Get it with beef or carne adasito

Let me get a piece bro, no man I don’t think so

T-Bell is awesome, it’s the best place for

Mexican food but people working there are not from Mexico

I’m pretty sure it’s all black people

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