Green Eggs And Ham - Smash Hits Cover Band

BOY

Now that is a very unusual hat.

I wonder what’s under a hat such as that.

It could be a creature they call the Ga-Zat

Who balances things on his head, cause it’s flat.

Or a stripe-loving Pipester from Upper Mount Bat.

Or a sort of a kind of a hat-wearing…

Cat!

(THE BOY picks up the hat, and THE CAT IN THE HAT suddenly appears)

CAT IN THE HAT

I can see that you’ve got quite a mind for your age!

Why, one Think and you dragged me right onto the stage!

Now, I’m here, there is no telling what may ensue

With a Cat such as me, and a Thinker like you!

(THE CAT begins to «create"the Seussian world of imagination for THE BOY)

Oh, the thinks you can think!

Oh, the thinks you can think

If you’re willing to try…

Think invisible ink!

Or a gink with a stink!

Or a stair to the sky…

If you open your mind,

Oh, the thinks you will find

Lining up to get loose…

Oh, the thinks you can think

When you think about…

(The company of «Seussian"characters now enters)

CAT, ALL (except BOY)

Seuss!

Seuss!

Seuss!

Seuss!

Seuss!

Seuss!

Seuss!

Seuss!

Seuss!

CAT &ALL (except BOY)

Oh, the thinks you can think!

Any thinker who thinks

Can come up with a few!

BOY

Oh, the thinks you can think!

CAT &ALL

Think a trip on a ship

To the Vipper of Vipp

WOMEN

Or to Solla Sollew…

CAT (spoken)

Think of beautiful Schlopp …

BOY (spoken)

With a cherry on top!

CAT, BOY, ALL

You don’t need an excuse!

CAT, BOY (spoken)

Oh, the thinks you can think

CAT, BOY, ALL

When you think about Seuss!

Seuss, Seuss, Seuss, —

Seuss…

HORTON

Think of an elephant up in a tree

MAYOR, MRS.

MAYOR

Think of a person too tiny to see!

GERTRUDE

Think of a bird with a one-feather tail

ALL

Going on adventure down a dangerous trail!

MAYZIE

Think a bird who flies off on a spree!

SOUR KANGAROO

Think of a kangaroo, sour as can be!

SCHMITZ

Think of a general crazy for war!

CAT

Think of something horrible and hairy!

CAT, PRINCIPLES (except BOY)

Something sinister and scary

ALL (except BOY)

That you never dared to think of before!

ALL (except CAT &BOY)

Think of nobody here

And the feeling of fear

And the darkness of night

(with menace)

Oooh Oooh…

ALL, CAT

All alone in your room

As you’re facing your doom

CAT (spoken)

Think a glimmer of light!

ALL (except BOY)

(with relief)

Aah Aah!

CAT

But I hope you’re prepared

To be scareder than scared!

CAT, ALL (except BOY)

'Cause this ain’t mother goose!

CAT (spoken)

Think right over the brink!

CAT, ALL (except BOY)

When you think about Seuss!

MEN WOMEN

Seu-u-u-u-u

Seu… Seu…

Seu-u-u-uss Seuss!

Seu-u-u-u-u

Seuss!

Seuss!

Seuss!

Seuss!

CAT

An unusual story will soon be unfurled

Of an elephant trying to save a small world

And a boy from that world who has Thinks just like you!

CAT IN THE HAT, ALL

Just think!

WHOS

From the Planet of Who

BOY

And the smallest of small.

CITIZENS OF THE JUNGLE

To the jungle of Nool,

HORTON

And the largest of all…

GROUP I GROUP 2

You think You think

And think and think and think and think

and think

And think and think and think and think

and think

And think and think and think and think

and think

And think and think and think!

and think!

ALL, BOY

Just think!

ALL

Oh, the thinks you can think

Think and wonder and dream-

Far and wide as you dare!

CAT

Oh, the thinks you can think!

ALL

When your thinks have run dry,

In the blink of an eye

There’s another think there!

If you open your mind,

Oh, the thinks you will find

Lining up to get loose!

Oh, the thinks you can think

BARITONES AND BASSES

Oh, the thinks you can think

ALL

Oh, the thinks you can think!

TENORS

Oh, the thinks you can think!

ALL

Oh, the thinks you can think

When you think about Seuss!

When you think about Seuss!

When you think about Seuss!

(The SOUR KANGAROO riffs through the following)

GROUP I GROUP 2 GROUP 3 GROUP 4

Seu-u-u-u Seu … Seu.

Seuss!

Seuss!

Seu … Seu.

Seuss!

Seuss!

Seuss!

Seu-u-u-u Seuss!

Seuss!

Seuss!

Seu-u-u-uss Seuss!

Seuss!

Seuss!

Seu-u-u-u-u Seu … Seu … Seuss!

Seuss!

Seuss!

BOY

Seuss!

CAT

Our story begins

With a very strange sound —

The drums of a jungle

Beginning to pound.

(Jungle drums begin.)

CAT

Now, imagine a sky.

BOY

I’ll imagine bright blue!

(BOY and CAT create a blue sky and a jungle setting.)

CAT

It’s the Jungle of Nool!

BOY

Near the River Walloo!

(The CAT and the BOY watch as the Jungle of Nool is revealed.

The JUNGLE CITIZENS enter, along with the BIRD GIRLS,

a flamboyant «girl group"of the jungle.)