The Computer Song - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

I’m a computer

I’m a computery guy

Everything made out of buttons and wires

I’d like to show you, inside my digital life

Inside my mind there is a digital mind

Oh, maybe you can help us answer this question

What is the biggest thing…

Clever

I’m very clevery guy (Wow!)

Count to a fifty in the blink of my eye

And print a picture, and then I tell you the time (Time?)

Help you to find something you’re wanting to find

Now it’s easy to be a clever smart boy like me

If you can do it all digitally!

Wow, I’d like to be as smart as a computer

Actually, we already have a computer

Great, great news!

Now, before we begin our journey

I just need to get some information from you

What’s your name?

Where do you live?

What do you like to eat?

I live in my house

Spaghetti!

Well, my name is…

Great news!

Now, just a few more questions, and we’ll be on our way (Wait a second)

What’s your favorite color?

(Stop talking)

Do you like cow’s or goat’s milk?

(Be quiet)

Do you have brown hair?

What is your blood type?

Are you a… (Shut up!)

Don’t touch me!

What?

Welcome, in my digital home

Eerything’s made out of numbers and code (Huh?)

Wow!

We’re all computery

Oh yeah, wow, wow, wow, 'cause of the computer

I don’t get it

How could it be?

If I’m sitting at home, but I’m inside the screen

But you’re not you

You’re your digital you

Virtually real, but controlled by real you

But if he’s not quite real, then I’m not real too

And you’re not real you

He’s inside your real you

Oh wow, how amazing, and interesting too

But in this digital world, what can we do?

What can we do?

Hey, good question

Well, it’s up to you

In the digital world, there’s only three things to do

Wow, look a pie chart

Digital style

Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun

Wow, look, a bar graph

Digital style

Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun

Wow, look, a line graph

Digital style

Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun

Wow, look, an oblong

Digital style

Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun

Wow, look, nothing

Digital style

Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun

Wow, look, nothing

Digital style

Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun

Wow, look, nothing

Digital style

Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun

Do a digital dancing

Do a digital dancing

Do a digital dancing

Do a digital dancing

Do a digit-

…makes two and one

I am going to paint a picture of a clown

My dad is a computer

You are not invited to the party

Wait, what?