Padrino - Smash Mouth

Life imitates the game of chess

You can be the rook or the pawn

If you have the strategy that’s best

You can be the king or in this case the don

It’s easy to get knocked out of the game

Depending on which way you want to play

You’ve got to have eyes in the back of your head

Now that we have that out of the way

Rev up the Lincoln

And let’s get to drinking some caffeino

Let’s go to Nicoletti’s

'Cause he makes a mean spaghetti sauce

I’m a connoisseur of the finer things in life

I’ll take any flick with Al Pacino

I’m a man of respect and I prefer to be addressed as padrino

If you’re the type that likes to spill the beans

You could be a stone in someone’s shoe

You’ll receive a kiss on each cheek

Then you’ll know that pretty soon the stone will be removed

Everyone knows that crime does not pay

It doesn’t pay the taxes anyway

You’ve got to be slick if you don’t want it to stick

Now that we have that out of the way