The Siamese Cat Song - Smashlouse

We are siamese, if you please

We are siamese, if you don’t please

We are former residents of Siam

There are no finer cats than we are

We are siamese with very dainty claws

(Please observing paws

containing dainty claws)

Now we looking over our new domicile

If we like we stay for maybe quite a while

(Meow) Who is it that’s living in that wire house?

It must be a bird because it’s not a mouse

If we sneak and open it carefully

There will some dirt for you, and you, and me

Do you seeing that thing swimming round and round?

Maybe we could reaching in and make it down

If we sneaking in and pull it carefully

There will be a head for you, a tail for me

We are Siamese if you please

We are Siamese if you don’t please

We are former residents of Siam

There are no finer cats than we are