Natural Born Loser - Geordie

How come everything that I do

Never seems to go right

Every turn I take to the left

Seems I should have gone right

Guess I’m a natural born loser

A natural born loser, everybody

Alright

I go out walking and it starts to rain

I get back home and it’s sunny again

The moon at night never seems so bright

But in my mind, it’s cloudy

Guess I’m a natural born loser

A natural born loser, everybody

Listen

What am I, what am I going to do

Won’t somebody hold me

And give me a clue

Alright, come on

Well I go out walking and it starts to rain

I get back home and it’s sunny again

Ah, sun and night never seems bright

But in my mind it’s cloudy

Guess I’m a natural born loser, eveybody

A natural born loser, alright

What am I, what am I going to do

Won’t somebody hold me

And give me a clue

Oh yeah

Come on baby

Guess I’m a natural born loser

A natural born loser

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