The Half-Eaten Sausage Would LIke To See You In His Office - The Locust

Dear Mr. So and So

Wait until it’s over

Nothing is King now

And Nothing’s getting older

That jerk lives like

A missle with

His pecker (in) one hand and

His pooper (in the) other

What about the paperwork

-bowels working overtime

Feed the faxes apple dumplings

-pay that fucker overtime

Hey there bossman

-fickle fucker

Hey there bossman

-fickle fucker buy me dinner