Chores - Daniel Knox

I think I’ll take a walk today

Just to pass the hours away

And yell at all the kids nextdoor

Just to make them nervous

Take my medication twice

Never miss a dosage

The cafeteria looks nice

On a Friday

All my hair is falling out

I still live at my parents house

I never think before I speak

There’s a bandaid on my cheek From when I cut myself today

While I was shaving

Evry pretty girl I see

Has to ride the bus with me

And I’m hilarious I know

In my sweatpants

Keep all my predators at bay

I won’t leave the house today

Mashed potatoes and roast beef

No smoking section please

Just let me eat my lunch in peace

Or you’ll be sorry

And evrybody looks at me

Then my nose begins to bleed

I hear a voice call after me

The rest is fuzzy

And I don’t know when I lost control

The air is getting very cold