My Aunt Minnie Bought a Miniskirt (She's Too Skinny for a Mini-Skirt) - Allan Sherman

My Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt

A mini-skirt

A mini-skirt

She’s too skinny for a mini-skirt

Such a skinny creature

Shouldn’t feature such a feature

But my old Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt

And all the fellas flirt

Everybody’s wise

To my Aunt Minnie’s thighs

In her crazy mini-skirt

She’s thinking young

She’s thinking young

She’s thinking younger than the youngters she’s among

She’s really cool, she’s hip

A gas, a trip

She’s the inspiration

For the Pepsi generation

And she popped up later at a pop art show

A pop art show

A pop art show

What’s she doin' at a pop art show?

Trading her Utrillo

For a plastic box of Brillo

For a painting of a can of lentil soup

She traded her Van Gogh

Then she took all her pop

And traded it for op

At that crazy pop art show

She’s thinking young

She’s thinking young

She’s thinking younger than the youngters she’s among

She’s really cool, she’s hip

A gas, a trip

She went to a happening

(And didn’t know what’s happening.)

And then she go-goed at a discotheque

A discotheque

A discotheque

Uncle Morris was a nervous wreck

Poor old Uncle Morris

Only lasted half a chorus

But when Minnie go-goed at that discotheque

The kids picked up her check

Why they could hardly look

At how Aunt Minnie shook

First they saw her do

Her wicked boogaloo

And then they saw her swing

Her shaky shing-a-ling

At that crazy discotheque