Lost in the Woods: A Slender Song - Random Encounters

Lost in the woods

With no map or compass!

Left in a sea of trees!

Can’t find my way!

I’ve got no reception!

Where could I be?

I’ll head to the north-

-am I facing east?

I don’t have the slightest clue.

Better turn around, start again,

Face this tree and then

Figure out what I’m s’posed to do.

Where’d my poster go?

Where has it gone?

Is this tree the same?

I’m lost and I’ve lost my mind!

Let’s post a spare

On this spot right where

It’s easy to find.

What do I have

That could leave a trail?

To guide me outside the woods?

How about a note that’s been kissed,

Or a grocery list,

Or this meme no one understood?

Wait… what?!

Who’s taking my pages?!

Out in the woods,

And I’m not alone,

But the sun’s quickly going down…

There!

In the trees!

Something’s stalking me!

Stop walking around!

'K, just be cool!

Don’t be such a fool.

There’s nothing at all to fear…

Other than the trees and the night

And that beam of light,

And that breathing in my ear…

AGH!

No, wait!

Come back and save me!

Why would she run?

Does my breath smell bad?

Or could it be something worse?

Like a hex or a jinx

Or a wretched stink

Or ominous curse!

Or some creepy man,

With long arms and hands,

Whose face is as blank as death!

Who follows you around

And doesn’t make a sound-

Eh, probably it’s just my breath~

Whoa, it’s a map!

How did this get here?

And why was it on a tree?

And why do I feel

Like a person for real

Is following me…

YES, YOU THERE.

I CAUGHT YOU.

YOU’RE MINE NOW.

I GOT YOU.

THERE’S NO ESCAPE FROM ME,

YOUR SLENDER ENEMY!