Christmas Celebration - Weezer

Christmas Celebration\nand all around the nation\nwont you stay with me tonight cuz I’m running out of fight and the pageantry is\nsuch a bore\nCarolers are singing\nregisters ka-chinging\nand the presents are in place but I’d rather eat some mace cuz the eggnog\nalways makes me sick\nYou know how the story goes\nyou’ve seen it all before\nthat man is so obese that he can’t get out the door\nChristmas to perfection\nI’m begging for some action\nand the ringing in my ears is the sound of Christmas cheer\ncuz they knocked me screaming overboard