Cool Daddio - R Stevie Moore

hi it’s great to be back with you

i am feeling well

mind if i just sing

i’ll start upon hearing the bell

mummy’s baking birthday bread

and daddy’s drink destroys his head

and little distant cousin’s asleep

but i’m a cool daddio

bubba’s busy masturbating

sissy’s sewing sweaters

so her fine fiance fits in the sheep

but i’m a cool daddio

you should see my fancy outfit

you should see their eyes

mummy’s polishing pottery

and daddy wins the lottery

and grandma’s little nephew’s in bed

but i’m a cool daddio

bubba’s boring barbara

and sissy’s in the shower

shaving stubbles like her fiance said

cool daddio, that’s me

i’m so debonair

but i don’t care to stick around

so i’m gettin' outta here

mummy begs for me to stay

and daddy says to go away

and little distant cousin woke up

yet i’m a cool daddio

everyone just settle down

and listen to my song

bubba’s breaking bureau shelves

and sissy is proud of herself

because her fiance is choked up

cool daddio, i’m just a…