Teen Horniness is Not a Crime - Abbey McBride, ClarKent

Teen horniness is not a crime

Open your heart and your mind

Horniness is on the rise

Look inside and you will find

Teen horniness is not a crime

Open your heart and your mind

Cause the numbers don’t lie

Observe the nerds who shot at Columbine

An overcrowded nation

Leads to sex frustration

All your legislation

Can’t stop teen’s masturbation

Miss Krysta Now gonna show you how

It’s the midwest kid with the twisted sound

Miss Krysta Now

You can be free

And fly with me (and fly with me)

Teen horniness is not a crime

Open your heart and your mind

Horniness is on the rise

Look inside and you will find

Teen horniness is not a crime

Open your heart and your mind

Cause the numbers don’t lie

Observe the nerds who burned Columbine

Walk inside the mind of a teenage man (what ?)

Imagine every clan in the DK chain (yeah)

Thinking about sex that he can’t have

In the back like his ditch like the BAK?

Your horny thoughts are the same as mine

'Cause teen horniness is a state of mind

And these idiots keep wasting time

Calling all carnal chemistry and cravings crime

So make it crystal sitcha down

Let you watch while we demonstrate this is how

Lyricism meets sex in the physical

Freeze on bottom cause it’s Krysta Now

Teen horniness is not a crime

Open your heart and your mind

Cause the numbers don’t lie

Observe the nerds who shot at Columbine

Never got laid (no.)

Didn’t get laid (so.)

Traded in their books and they picked up a gauge

Couldn’t get laid (no.)

Never got laid (so.)

2008 is the horny teen age

Couldn’t get laid (no.)

Didn’t get laid (so.)

Traded in their books and the kids got a cage

Couldn’t get laid (no.)

Never got laid (so.)

2008 is the horny teen age

Never got laid (never got laid…)

It’s the myth, what’s here with the twisted sound?

Miss Krysta Now, Miss Krysta Now

So listen up close before you miss the sound

Of Miss Krysta Now, Miss Krysta Now

Teen horniness is not a crime

Open your heart and your mind

Horniness is on the rise

Look inside and you will find

Teen horniness is not a crime

Open your heart and your mind

Cause the numbers don’t lie

Observe the nerds who shot at Columbine