Alcoholic Lawyer - Adam Sandler

My hands are shaking

My heart’s beating fast

I’m sweating through my cheap suit

How much longer can it last?

I’m an alcoholic lawyer

Facing the trial of my life

And I need to sober up quickly

If I want to make things right

Put the bottle down, son

There’s an innocent man who needs you

Put the bottle down, son

There’s nothing left to fear

Wait, what day is it?

Shit.

The trial was last week.

And he got the chair?

Well, let’s have a few whiskey sours In his memory