Before He Cheats - Ana Gasteyer

Right now he’s probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,

and she’s probably getting frisky…

right now, he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can’t

shoot whiskey…

Right now, he’s probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo…

And he don’t know…

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seat…

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires…

And maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.

Right now, she’s probably up singing some

white-trash version of Shania karoke.

Right now, she’s probably saying «I'm drunk»

and he’s a thinking that he’s gonna lucky,

Right now, he’s probably dabbing 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo…

And he don’t know…

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seat,

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires…

And maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.

I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,

Cause the next time that he cheats…

Oh, you know it won’t be on me!

Ohh… not on me…

Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seat…

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires…

Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.

Ohh.

Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats…

Ohh… before he cheats…