Xerxes' song - ApologetiX

I miss my spiffy queen -- do you know who I mean?

This specific queen -- rebuffed me as her king

We signed a law evictin' her -- ‘cause that’s the Media-Persia way

I need to date some ladies -- my former missus can’t be queen

You know she wouldn’t answer -- she ruined a banquet of mine

If all the rest of them dudes' wives had ever heard this

Boy, I bet they’d start to act less feminine

Yes, I seek a queen -- ‘cause the old one defied me

This insipid queen -- it cost her everything

This lady, Queen Vashti -- would not receive commands

You know that I told her -- «Now you can pound sand»

The queen was lookin' pretty -- but I can’t let that slide

Now I’m just a sad dude with a million girlfriends

I’m a big important guy with wounded pride

You know, they brought me Esther

She proved better, oh my

Than the rest of them blue-blooded, fancy-haired chicks

All of Media-Persia now must get in line

Heyyyy, yes, I’ve picked a queen