Padre Speaks - aranos

This is your chaplain speaking

Bringing you the words of wisdom from above

I love you all and your beautiful costumes

Spreading so much of your peace and love

Some of you have hard question

Does not holy book say «do not kill»?

So I shall reveal to you now

How your mission will

Fulfill God’s will

It is undeniable for ordinary humans

Killing truly is a mortal sin

But in your case, such consideration

Is overridden by our need to win

Your uniform is a most magical costume

Absolving you from ordinary rules

Once your put it on

You are free to maim and kill at will

Using all of your magnificent tools

Anyone not wearing your costume

Is an ugly enemy and fool

And has to be disposed of

In any way possible

That is your rule

Kill is a casualty, not murder

Your costume even transforms language

Your friend’s death is a friendly fire

Murdered civilians: collateral damage

So go forth and spread peace by destruction

Taxpayer works hard to bring you here

Destroy all baddies in their ugly costumes

You come home to hero’s welcome, have no fear

All together now:

We go forth and spread peace by destruction

Taxpayer works hard to bring us here

Let us destroy all baddies in wrong costumes

We’ll come home as heroes, no fear

Now let us pray:

O, Lord, thou art in high command

We use our skills as you demand

We shall endeavor to do your will

And shall go forth to kill, kill, kill

Give us today our ammunition

To our enemies, we’ll bring attrition

Deliver us from hesitation

Victory to our glorious nation

Amen