Hey Metallica - Archagathus

I speak as your average crazy banger

Who just downloaded the album «St.

Anger» …

I have to say my mind was blown

By your outrageous mincing tones!

Most bands are afraid to find a new sound

And then drive it into the shitty ground,

Or piss themselves in a full-length movie,

Or tour in a plane with no jacuzzi!

But Metallica is totally undaunted:

If you’ve got a Basquait, then flaunt it!

Hey Metallica, Hey Metallica, Hey!