Credit - Ariel Pink

Hi, I was in here about ten minutes ago

I just bought this boombox

It’s playing at the totally wrong speed

I want a refund, or Aw, I’m sorry son, haha

Could you just give me another one?

No The sale is final, no rebates

If you’re a member you can come and save

So would you help me Or give me a break in credit?

(In credit)

You read the fine print and you signed

No, we’re not authorized, the card’s declined

If you’ll just sign here

We can change your dimes in credit

In credit, keep what you use

In credit, all choices by you

In credit, go buy something used

In credit, credit, credit, credit

Check it, credit

The warranties do not suffice

You pay the price

The policy is what you break

You buy some credit

We’ll send you coupons in the mail

It’s quite a markup, so don’t buy retail

Don’t get a load

For we get for sale in credit

In credit, do what you’re told

In credit, we turn when you’re old

In credit, dead and old

Check it, credit

Your driving record is not clean

Your mortgage payments remain outstanding

Give us your body or we’ll dock nineteen in credit

All is fair and fair’s a game

The game is buying

And you’re forced to play

When you’re old

Your kids will trade your brains for credit

For credit, you’ll always come back

With credit, you’ll never keep track

Do credit, it’s better than crack

Ah, credit, no turning back in credit

Oh, I’ve got bad credit, whoa

Credit

What’s that?

Oh Credit

It hurts me Credit

Makes me so hot

Take it back, take it back

To an ATM machine

Go right away

And check your credit

Check your credit

Check your balance

Check your credit

Give me some credit

No You’re being retarded, please?