No Zipper - Ariel Pink, Jason Falkner, R Stevie Moore

I have tightened those laced mices

Surround the homestead, ah, shed no rices

Ices ices ices ices

Who put ice in my boots?

Oh my

I stay shiny with satin laces

It will put a smile on that young man’s fancy faces

Faces faces faces faces

Who filled my boots with faces?

Oh my

No zipper for me!

Icy spicy fancy faces

Let me out, throw me up

Shine my boots and drink my sup

Icy spicy fancy faces

Let me out, throw me up

Shine my boots and drink my sup

Don’t believe I told you these boots I have will bite

I can take them on or off with no light

Tape tape tape tape

Who stuffed tape in my boots?

Was it you, Stevie?

(uh uh)

Oh my

Let me out and throw me up

Shine my boots, drink my sup

Untangle this lace

(with tape or rape)