The Party Party - Attica! Attica!

«Dear Mr. Scott

I recently got your letter supporting gay rights, and how you’d like me in the

fight

I send regrets to you and your friends, it’s hard to hear because my ears are

plugged with my own career ambitions

Re-Elect me this November!

So sincerely

-Your senator»

I think that this nation needs some invitations

This coming friday, we’re taking congress

With a strobe light, and a promise to reclaim democracy

With a righteous party!

At a big white house

With plenty of couch space to crash if you get smashed

And the tennants are always on vacation

I’m pretty sure that everyone is coming out to Washington

We are constituants, this is their chance to represent

So we stormed the floor of congress

Where there was an awkward silence

'Till Ted Kennedy crossed the isle

And said «I could go for a high-ball»

The people cheered and said «We'll take ya

To 1600 Pennsylvania!»

Orren Hatch is there to DJ

With Slayer into Public Enemy

Trent Lott showed up late with kid 'n play

Now this is really a house party

The keg is kicked but that is okay

I gave the beer money to Tom Delay

There’s a donkey on the helipad doing rail lines with an elephant

Rick Sentorum’s got his shirt off, I think he’s grinding Michael Chertoff

We’ll play dress up with Obama, He looks good in Bush’s pajamas

Feinstein sure knows how to rage.

She puked in Miss Beazley’s cage

When the cops come, go get Feingold

He can treat them to some Rheingold

«Hey!

Who brought the Zima?»

«I think it was Scalia.»

Looks like Leiberman sort of passed out, in the middle of a make out

Tancredo’s playing beer pong with illegal aliens.

(hahaha)