Mayor Bloomberg (Giant Margarita) - Awkwafina

Mayor Mike Bloomberg

Help me understand

Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned?

Gonna get banned (Banned)

Gonna get banned (Banned)

Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned?

Mayor Mike Bloomberg

Help me understand

Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned?

Gonna get banned (Banned)

Gonna get banned (Banned)

Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned?

Okay cause when we trynna ball out

Big size

Ass up

Snake eyes

Please don’t take my freedom

My giant margarita

Or maybe imma dream

About an eighty-ounce Zima

Or maybe imma Queens up

With hookah and some beasters

Remember menthols?

Cop them with a fake, though

Counting out my quarters so I can buy some papes, though

This is for my corner store

and

This is for my SUNY bitches'

Wine in a box

I ain’t trynna go to MoMA

I’m trynna drink mimosas

Ain’t trynna join that book club

But trynna use a coaster

Friday night

Shitfaced

Out of sake

Falling over

Friday night

Shithouse

Giant margarita rolling

Uh, let me summarize today’s announcement for our Spanish-speaking New Yorkers:

El huracán Sandy es probablemente

Ve-

--Veemos

--Veamos

Mantengas adentro de su casos

En

Ay

Eh

Hay un aviso de vientos muy fuertes

I will be happy to take some questions

You know, the thing with me is that I was born with a second vestigial gooch

To have that burden

In a—in a spiritual way

In a philosophical way

In just a physiological—like walking around—

They would call me double-gooch

Loads of gooch

Having a second vestigial gooch actually solidified my identity more, as,

as you know

Asian

Female

Second-gooch

Yeah

Tryna shake my ass

To some Neptunes

Wake up in the morning

In the Applebee’s restroom

Damn, I’m in it

Swag’s revolution-al

That’s why Albany called your ban

Unconstitutional

Mayor Mike Bloomberg

Help me understand

Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned?

Gonna get banned

Gonna get banned

Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned?

Mayor Mike Bloomberg

Help me understand

Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned?

Gonna get banned

Gonna get banned

Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned?

Es probable que veemos—ve-veamos