Mommy Says - Bad Lip Reading

I have to go wash up

Mommy says

Can’t have an old roach cup?

Mommy says

I have to go to sleep

Mommy says that she can never fix my special tights

I’m sick of all my folks saying

«Son, you shouldn’t wear a wig

You got the best hair ever»

Yeah you got…

The wig money

Listen, kid, sit a spell with me

So tired of creepy bodies under the dinner table

What?

You know

I have to squirrel jump

Mommy says

Build a castle out of meat

'Cause Mommy says

Let go of my finger

Mommy says

But she can never find my missing socks

I’m sick of grumpy folks saying

«Son, you shouldn’t wear a wig

You got the best hair ever»

Yeah, you got…

The wig money

Come on, kid, tell me about the wig

Kinda want my mind just to go to sleep

I get it I’m cold and I can hear you

No, I won’t ride a bike outside if there’s birds

Mommy says

'Cause Mommy says

And if a pig is really skinny please don’t eat it

Mommy says

Leave it be 'cause I really need it

I live in a wood shop

Mommy says

Make a custard out of moss

Mommy says

Sell all my vinegar

Mommy says

Hey, sniff my fist

Oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh