Call Me Maybe Parody - Bart Baker

I’m watching you in my yard, making my nipples rock hard

Wish you’d lose the bodyguard, so I could lick your face

I love your black nappy hair, and those suits that you wear

I’m wearing your underwear that I stole from your place

I’m a total psycho

Spying through a window

I’ll kill that Michelle hoe

And take over as first lady

Hi, nice to met you

I’m friggin crazy

When I kill your wife

You will marry me

Carly Rae Obama will be my new name

I’ve been your stalker since your first campaign

Whoa I don’t know you

Your friggin crazy

You look like a dude

Your eyes are lazy

And you need to stop stalking me

Your pale skin and bangs are super creepy