Scream and Shout - Bart Baker

When you hear this in the club

You’re gonna throw your shit up

You’re gonna puke up your guts

Because this song really sucks

When I’m outside the club

I’m flashin' my muff

I’m flashin' my muff

Makin' cameras blow up

She’s the X-Factor judge

Who’s always drugged up!

She also always looks drunk

Hey Lance, Simon, shut up

When I’m driving through the club

I’m doing hit and runs

While I’m holding my son

Driving drunk is fun (Ah!)

I like to mix lyrics that are total shit

With dance beats that are generic

And then make futuristic videos

That are tremendously boring and dull

I am a total douche who’s better than you

That’s why I have this dumb hairdo

And why I use way too much Auto-Tune

You are now-now rockin' with a douchebag and a (Crazy bitch)

Product placement

Bring the cancer

I’m a fraud

This song was written by my dog

Why the hell do I dance like this?

I look like a drugged up puppet!

You dance like a white dude

Ay, yo, my lyrics are so meaningless

My music is so horrendous

It makes Soulja Boy seem legit

It’s rubbish!

Ay, yo, technology gets me so hot

I just had sex with this robot

It was robot rape, I said stop, stop, stop

Ay, yo, everybody can suck my cock

I am more important than god

And everybody should know that (I'm a douchebag)

When I’m on lots of drugs

I like to sound British

That’s why I’m talking like this

You’re not British, bitch!

I’m totally nuts, that’s why I married K-Fed

I did a ton of Meth

And then I shaved my head

I am the worst musician of this decade

My songs will give your eardrums AIDS

I hit my head real hard when I was eight

That’s why I dress like I’m from outer space

The random crap I say pisses the world off

Like «Boom-boom-pow» and «Mazeltov»

Somebody needs to make this garbage stop

You are now-now rockin' with a douchebag and a (Crazy bitch)