Polythene Pam - Beatallica

Well you should see Polythene Pam

She's so good looking

But she looks like a man

Well, you should see her in drag

dressed in a polythene bag

Yes you should see Polythene Pam

Yeh, yeh, yeh

Get a dose of her in jackboot and kilt

She's killer diller when

she's dressed to the hilt

She's the kind of a girl

that makes the news of the world

Yes you could say she was attractively built

Yeh, yeh, yeh