Beercan - Beck

Alcohol on my hands, I got plans

To ditch myself and get outside

Dancing women throwing plates

Decapitating their laughing dates

Swirling chickens caught in flight

Out of focus, much too bright

Coming down

Shiny teeth

Game show suckers trying to bleed

But I got a drug and I got the bug

And I got something better than love

How you like me now?

Pretty good

Going on, feeling strong

I quit my job blowing leaves

Telephone bills up my sleeves

Choking like a one man dust bowl

Freedom rock slime ball talking in code

Went down

Lit up the shack

Grab me a beer out of the sack

Everybody bent over twice

Painting the walls, throwing some dice

Leaping up into the air getting juiced up beyond belief

(And they were singing like this:)

Winos throwing Frisbees at the sun

Put my soul between a bun

Now I’m hungry, now I’m drunk

Now I’m running like a flaming pig

(Oh yeah)

Scraping off the attitude

Old man eating all my food

Don’t be kind, don’t be rude

Just shake your boots and let it all get loose

(Oh yeah, my goodness)

Fluffy clouds

Jumping rainbows

Fluffy clouds

I’m sad

Jumping rainbows

A soft and snuggly place

Fluffy clouds

I’m sad

Jumping rainbows

A soft and snuggly place

Fluffy clouds

I’m sad and unhappy

Yppahnu dna das

Winos throwing Frisbees at the sun

Put my soul between a bun

Now I’m horny, now I’m drunk

Now I’m running like a flaming pig

(Oh yeah)

Scraping off the attitude

Old man eating all my food

Don’t be kind, don’t be rude

Just shake your boots and let it all get loose

(Oh yeah, my goodness)

Oh yeah, I like it like that

Oh, that is cold

Somebody put a flame-thrower on that

Oh my goodness!

Take me down to the depot

Buddy put me down on the bus

Oh yeah, I like it like that

Somebody bring me a plate of sassafras

Hey hey hey

Oh yeah

Uh huh!

What’s happening?

What’d I mean?

Somebody called me up on the…