Ninja - beNUTS

My girlfriend is a Ninja

It’s hard to catch her, 'cos she’s running so fast

It’s romantic, it’s tragic, it’s perfect

But it’s hard to kiss her through that mask

You can’t say she’s not attractive

It’s like two puppies dancing under her pants

And at the end of the night after the samurai fight

We go and do the ninja dance

Samurai just scream and cuss

Whenever they get wind of us

She got bondage rope and creeping lust

Her love is just so dangerous!

She got a shiny sharp shuriken

She got a twelve-inch spike she hides in her hair

She got a license to kill, she got a license to thrill

And she’s so hot that I don’t care

It’s hard to love a trained assassin

But when you want it try as hard as you can

I always stay her place, I’ve never seen her face

I hope to God she’s not a man

Samurai just scream and cuss

Whenever they get wind of us

She got bondage rope and creeping lust

Her love is just so dangerous!