Flexible - Billie Myers

Everybody’s stuck in the middle

With something for nothing

Original is nothing new

Everybody stares in the mirror

Looking for a partner

Let’s look for something better to do

She’s James Bond in a dress

Diamonds Forever are all she wears

Loaded and ready to go

Riding her car like Diva Desire

He’s in a suit

Walking the mermaid in fine hike boots

Someone’s wife that he met on the phone

She’s user-friendly

She’s taken it home

He’s gay, he’s straight

He’s black and he’s white

He’ll be anything she wants him to be tonight

And a little bit more

Loverboy to lovergirl

He’s flexible

She’s loveable

He’s flexible

.

I’m flexible tonight

(Jane Jane James Bond)

(Jane Jane James Bond)

(Jane Jane James Bond)

Verse Two

I’m an angel dressed in drag

Dream of the nightmares

You wish you’d had

Inside out

When you’re gravity free

You don’t have to shout

I’m gay, I’m straight

I’m black and I’m white

I’ll be anything you want me to be tonight

And a little bit more

Loverboy to lovergirl

I’m flexible

She’s loveable

He’s flexible

Adorable, tonight

(Jane Jane James Bond)

Tonight

(Jane Jane James Bond)

Tonight

(Jane Jane James Bond)

(Jane Jane James Bond)

Interlude

I’ll be your father, your mother

Or teacher, a lover

From sinner, confesser

A naked cross-dresser

Who looks like the preacher

Barbie in leather

I’ll even be your three speed vibrator

Verse Three

She’s James Bond in a dress

Diamonds forever are all she wears

Sensational.

Incredible

Remarkable.

Remarked upon

She’s flexible.

Flexible

He’s straight

Yeah

She’s gay, she’s straight

She’s black and she’s white

She’ll be anything you want her to be tonight

And a little bit more

Loverboy to lovergirl

I’m’s flexible

She’s loveable

He’s flexible

Adorable, tonight

Ending

Repeated {(Jane Jane James Bond)

Throughout (Are you flexible tonight?)}

Don’t you know

The world is not enough

He’s a tuxedo angel, crossdressing tonight