My Moms A Stoner - Bizarre

Yeah

I get high

I smoke weed, but I do it at home

I smoke with my mom

Yeah, that’s my smoke buddy

Mom got that fire

She’s a stoner

My mom’s a stoner

She gets high with me

She smokes the kush

She loves the chief

Da da da da da da (da da da da da da)

Da da da da da da (da da da da da da)

Da da da da da da (da da da da da da)

Da da da da da da (da da da da da da)

Me and mom (me and mom)

We smoke everyday (we smoke everyday)

My Auntie Susan (my Auntie Susan) and my Uncle Ray (lalalalalala)

Purple Haze

And Blue Dream (Blue Dream)

I’m so high (I'm so high)

I see blue things

All the kids they (all the kids)

They come to my house (they love to come to my house)

Cause my mom (cause my mom) got a joint in her mouth (ha look at momma!)

My momma momma (momma momma)

She loves to get high (she loves to get high)

And she been smoking weed since (since when?) 1975

Yeah go out to my mom and dad

All those stories from the 70's

Yeah, Pink Floyd, The Grateful Dead, The Temptations, Led Zeppelin, Kurt Cobain

But you know what?

Smoke weed with your parents, baby

If you gon' get high, get high at home

Imma have the kids talk to y’all, cause this about the kids

Hey kids let me hear y’all talk

Da da da da da da (Kids: da da da da da da)

Da da da da da da (Kids: da da da da da da)

Da da da da da da (Kids: da da da da da da)

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