Yo Ho! - Blood On The Dance Floor

A pirate walks into the bar

The bartender asks

«What's with the steering wheel in your pants?»

The pirate says

«Arr!

It’s driving me nuts»

Now I’ve been riding across the seven seas

Looking for a girl from another fantasy

I keep a big ship, they call me Captain King

I got the eye patch, tri hat, rollin' like a pirate

Shiver my timbers fuck you till you’re limber

Freaky deaky, till you get leaky

Like Run DMC, it’s tricky

So animated might as well call me Mickey

Pedal to the medal red eyes like a devil

Raise the white flag can’t reach my level

Like arr, arr!

Flow sick like sars!

XXX till I hit your mark

Ahoy!

Ahoy!

I put that happy to the joy

Fuck with me and I’ll play you like a GameBoy

Ninja, skin ya, throw you in a blender

Chop, chop, chop, I’m a motherfucking pirate!

Yo, ho, ho and a bottle on the go (Arr!)

It’s my duty to please that booty

Yo, ho, ho and a bottle on the go (Arr!)

It’s my duty to please that booty

(Yo, ho!) Yo, ho, ho and a bottle on the go

(Yo, ho!) It’s my duty to please that booty

(Yo, ho!) Yo, ho, ho

It’s a pirate’s life for me

It’s a pirate’s life for me

Yo ho!

Sorry bitch I wasn’t callin your name (Okay)

We be burnin' so hot (Right)

You can’t even capture the flame (Uh-huh)

Street rat, hood rat?

Freak with tats, spoiled brat?

No, wait guess again, I’m a motherfuckin pirate

I’m over you like I just got dunked (Yeah!)

Battleship you just got sunk (Oh!)

Boy you think you can handle this?

Is your port hole big enough for my ship?

It’s not the motion of the ocean and size of the thing

Cause we ain’t getting nowhere with these fuckin water wings

I used to be ballin' now I’m just straight dunkin'

Gold stars for my rhymes I got all the boys suckin'

Jealous bitches start hatin', cause it’s not them we fuckin'

With that game you gonna play is the game that I’m runnin'

Yo, ho, ho and a bottle on the go (Arr!)

It’s my duty to please that booty

Yo, ho, ho and a bottle on the go (Arr!)

It’s my duty to please that booty

(Yo, ho!) Yo, ho, ho and a bottle on the go

(Yo, ho!) It’s my duty to please that booty

(Yo, ho!) Yo, ho, ho

It’s a pirate’s life for me

It’s a pirate’s life for me

Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good

God would permit us to be pirates

Yo, ho, ho, it’s a pirate’s life for me

Yo, ho, ho, it’s a pirate’s life for me

Fire!

Yo, ho, ho and a bottle on the go (Arr!)

It’s my duty to please that booty

Yo, ho, ho and a bottle on the go (Arr!)

It’s my duty to please that booty

(Yo, ho!) Yo, ho, ho and a bottle on the go

(Yo, ho!) It’s my duty to please that booty

(Yo, ho!) Yo, ho, ho

It’s a pirate’s life for me

It’s a pirate’s life for me

Yo, ho, ho, it’s a pirate’s life for me

Yo, ho, ho, it’s a pirate’s life for me

I’m a pirate, nigga!