The Nice-Capades - Bob's Burgers, Dan Mintz, John Roberts

Hello!

This year was a banner year for us Belcher kids

We did so many nice things!

Too many to list!

So we’re going to sing them to

you!

Take it away, Gene, my brother!

I did a bunch of nice things this year, but one, in particular, comes to mind

Taco Tuesday was the day at school

A day that always makes me drool

But when only one taco was left

I said «Rudy, friend, you take the rest»

But the only thing left to eat

Was nuggets from the deep, deep freeze

And then those reheated evil nuggets got mad and turned into an angry tornado!

Oooh!

I made those nugget costumes.

I made 'em a few hours ago, no big deal

So I did what I had to do to save the world

I ate the nuggets

I ate the evil nuggets, yeah!

I ate the nuggets

The evil, evil nuggets, yeah!

So that’s something nice I did.

And now I’m gonna hand it off to my handsome

sister, Tina!

I kissed my family on all of their cheeks

Then I took a little walk along the beach

A horseshoe crab was on its back

Nearly having a heart attack

I didn’t kick it I gently nudged it back into the sea

I didn’t kick it, it had all the right number of legs when I left it, yeah

The end

Ahem!

Oh, right

And then I took it home and fed it, then took care of it, and then it went to

college and now it’s a celebrity chef with all its legs, goodnight

B: Lin, this is not going very—

L: Breathtaking!

It’s just breathtaking!

B: Yup.

Right.

Yeah.

That’s what I was about to say

T: And now enjoy the stylings of my super-nice sister, Louise

Lou: Nice job, Tina!

I think he bought it!

T: I’m just glad it’s over.

I feel dirty

Lou: That’s the spirit!

T Thank you.

Oh

I did so many nice things I can barely count 'em

I regrew the rain forest, and lost puppies I found 'em

I gave blankets to cold kids and ice cream to warm kids

Shoes to the shoeless, hair to the hairless

But the nicest thing I did all year…

Uh, nicest thing I did… I… The nicest thing… I did… I… I… I…

I can’t do this

What?

What are we doin'?

Do I still spin around?

What do I do?!

Oy gevalt