We Won the Talent Show - Bob's Burgers, Sarah Silverman, Laura Silverman

E: Hello, alumni of Cardinal Gennaro High!

I hope everyone’s having a good time!

And if you’re not, I’d like to see you

organize something on this budget!

In this timeframe!

It’s been really hard!

L: All right!

We’re about to go on!

So, setlist!

We’ll start with «We're the Ta Tas», and then we’ll go right into «You Were All Wrong About Us»,

and then «Oh Boy, You All Got So Fat" —

G: And then my song?

L: Yeah yeah yeah, if we have time.

Everybody ready?

Feel pumped?

Do you feel pumped?

M: I feel bloated

L: Good!

Use it!

E: So yeah.

Divorce is hard.

But you know what?

Ya gt up in the morning and

you— What?

*Gasp*

Oh my goodness!

Recnt developments to announce!

We thought they couldn’t come,

but they’re here!

Our very own Bad Hair Day!

B: What?

L: Gah!

LS: We're back where we started!

It’s like the talent show all over again, huh?!

First place, took home the gold!

And then our next gold WAS A GOLD RECORD!

LG: *Laugh*

Got a Ph. D. in rock and roll

Got an Honorary Doctorate in never gettin' old

My day job is stayin' up all night

My hobby is bein' impolite

My memory is my guitar

My friends are all my seven cars

I’ve done home runs with all my aunts

I’ve never had a menstrual cramp

But, yeah, life’s so great

We made lots of dough

We sleep all day

'Cause we won the talent show

Got a G.E.D.

in bein' mean

Lookin' at my horse and makin' it rain

My bachelor’s in breakin' stuff

My associate’s in talkin' tough

I’ve never had to change my pants

I’ve never moisturized my hands

I sleep with anyone I want

I went on a mountain in Vermont

Thank you, little people!

We’re not gonna stay and mingle!

Good night!

Woo!

Good luck, Taters!

Ta Tas!

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