I'm Gonna Bring A Watermelon To My Girl Tonight - Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band

I brought my girl an apple

She let me hold her hand.

I brought my girl an orange

We kissed beneath the band.

I brought my girl bananas

She let me squeeze her tight.

I’m going to bring a watermelon

To my girl tonight.

I brought my girl red ribbons

She hung them in her hair.

I brought my girl sequins

She stuck them here and there.

I brought my girl good china

She hung it from her shelf.

Tonight I’m going to bring a rope

And she can hang herself.