Shovel Knight With Lyrics - Brentalfloss

Shovel Knight!

His spade shall smite

And he won’t take anybody’s shite!

Not he

(Two, three)

Long ago, there lived a knight

With a lady love-slash-other knight

They roamed the land (It was grand)

Till a fateful day, they roamed astray

And his lady love was sealed away

Alone was he

Oh, but then, the land was seized

By a league of bad knights, namely these

Led by this evil miss

Now an evil light’s begun to shine bright

So steel thy shovel and fight!

Strike the earth right in its butthole!

Treasures await!

Excavate!

You’re gonna defy the laws of swords and fishing!

Never need bait, just sit and wait, reel in your fate!

Watch for rats, exploding rats, helicopter rats and wind-up rats

There’s lots of rats (Pitter pat)

You also can talk to a six-foot cock

Or a knight right out of BioShock!

Then kick his butt

Journey on, and sleep till dawn

Have a dream, and wake up woebegone

«Oh shovelry, where is she?»

Well, you’ll never know unless you heave-ho

To the tower of fate you must go!

Ghosts abound, so pound them with your balls of light

(What a sight!)

Yes, go and combine the greatest parts of DuckTales

And Mega Man

And Castlevania, and Zelda II

Steel thy shovel, it’s up to you!