Blues Warrior - Brown Brigade

I’m the blues warrior

A brown 6 string samurai from 1300AD

I travel the world baby

Playin a ruckus and slayin suckas

Now once upon a couple of days ago

I was sitting on my porch

Looking for my smoking torch

When I detected in the air

Something that made my nostrils scorch

Now I say I recognize those wack jack Broken sacroiliac

Frick frack diddley squat

Teeth like a train track

Rick James stringbean looking fools

Sneaking up on my back steps they was

Only one thing to do

So I jump back draw my sword

And say «Lord Have Mercy»

Now after I whupped those riff rafscallions

I proceeded in a left foot right foot manner

Throught the realm of reggae

But first I must say goodbye to my cat King Tubby

Goodbye King Tubby

Now in the realm I found my smoking torch

Of course i use it

But a burning in my stomach kept telling me

«Go see Oz you idiot.»

Boy if I would have know what the Australian would say

«What'd he say brotha?»

Well he said

«Go seek master Ken

We must unite the realms mate.»

And thats why I ended up in this funky forest

Now a funk master like I’ve never seen before approaches me

So I jump back

I draw my sword

And I pray to God that I don’t drop that shit