Hell for a Honeymoon - Caitlyn Scarlett

Woke up this morning

I didn’t know where we stood

Ignored the warnings

He pulls the curtain back and kills me with a look

And I still hear last night’s argument

If I listen, with precision

Cold coffee, dirty looks

He’s using every trick in the book

I read him like last week’s headline

So if you’re leaving take your keys

Make sure you shut the door on your way back to hell

Loving him is just like caviar with a plastic spoon

Loving him is just like a prison cell with a perfect view of the moon

It’s every season in one day

He’ll promise sunshine, you get rain

Sun in December, snow in June

Oh

Loving him is just like a funeral in white

Black on our wedding night

I don’t mind hell for a honeymoon

My friends keep calling

Always prepared for the worst

With nothing in common

They don’t understand how we work

And I can see why they’re concerned

But I still hear last night’s sarcasm

If I listen, with precision

Cold coffee, dirty looks

He’s using every trick in the book

I read him like last week’s headline

So if you’re leaving take your keys

Make sure you shut the door on your way back to hell

Loving him is just like caviar with a plastic spoon

Loving him is just like a prison cell with a perfect view of the moon

It’s every season in one day

He’ll promise sunshine, you get rain

Sun in December, snow in June

Oh

Loving him is just like a funeral in white

Black on our wedding night

I don’t mind (hell for a honeymoon)

We’re Sid and Nancy

We’re Bonnie and we’re Clyde

We’re cutting corner

We’re Jekyll and we’re Hyde

What a lovely day for a murder suicide

Am I in too deep

Tell me am I in too deep, oh

Loving him is just like caviar with a plastic spoon

Loving him is just like a prison cell with a perfect view of the moon

It’s every season in one day

He’ll promise sunshine, you get rain

Sun in December, snow in June

Oh

Loving him is just like a funeral in white

Black on our wedding night

But I don’t mind hell for a honeymoon