Reality Is a Ride on the Bus - Comeback Kid

My face is buried inside a book

Everybody’s wearing a haggard look

The sirens scream, a baby cries

Everyday on this bus I ride

There’s a man to my left

Who’s got a stump for a hand

I’m staring into a giant cyst

Growing on the face of a Chinese man

Reality is a ride on the bus

The mongoloid is in the back

He’s having his snot for lunch

There’s a loud mouth sitting next to me

The one that everybody wants to punch

Reality is a ride on the bus

So hop on board and step inside

This sardine can on wheels we’ll ride