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The stone of the wise tricks your eyes

It’s another breakthrough in homiletics

There’s been an attempt on ordinary lives

Illfare administered by social medics

Unlike Deutschneyland after dark

Here is science without failure

Non-existent species in Cretaceous park

A freer market meticulously tailored

We need night observation devices

We need new methods to set the prices

We need means to handle incorporate thugs

We need a name for every bug

We’re host to parasitic inorganic tissue

So oil prospecting is not the issue

There’s inexhaustible competition

With footmen at home with foreign missions

But the halo crumbles under the weight

Of their private real estates

We’ve got artificial stupidity

Now what could be done about energy

Well, in Deutschneyland after dark

There is science without failure

Non-existent species in Cretaceous park

A freer market meticulously tailored

We need night observation devices

We need new methods to set the prices

We need means to handle incorporate thugs

We need a name for every bug