Useless Stuff - Cracker

I’m so fucking sick

I’m the king of the world

I’m a genius of useless stuff

Some people they gotta work

Well I just hang around

Dreaming up useless stuff

So if I call you from time to time

I said my life is such a drag

I feel like a hag please shut me up

Girl would you like to live my life

And I’ll be with you tonight

I’ll be your useless stuff

Now everybody wants to be our friend

So we act real Zen

And hang around with movie stars

So if I call you from time to time

I said my life is such a drag

I feel like a hag, kick me in the ass

Girl would you like to live my life

And I’ll be with you tonight

I’ll be your useless stuff

Yeah, I’ll be your useless stuff

Can I be your useless stuff?