Nothing Is Ever Anyone's Fault - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Rachel Bloom, Scott Michael Foster

Before I knew you

I did bad things and didn’t know why

But now, I know you

And I’ve learned to look inside

I understand what makes me

Frightened and sad

So, yes, I still do bad things

But are they actually bad?

No!

Because nothing is ever anyone’s fault

We’re all just products of childhood trauma

Nothing is ever anyone’s fault

Pain causes anger and fear causes drama

We can’t control

The things we do

Just like I can’t control

That I’m in love with you

(Spoken Interlude)

Wow, the first part was kind of amoral, but the last thing was really sweet

Thanks

What else?

I was raised to believe

That every person’s in charge of their fate

But now, I clearly see

That my father’s a dick and he filled me with hate

You were the first person who told me that

Maybe you have a point

I was brought up by a fat-shaming mom

Who made me take laxatives

The week before prom (Yep!)

Now, I overeat ever since that abuse

See?

Psychology is a great excuse

Nothing is ever anyone’s fault

Nothing is ever anyone’s fault

John Wayne Gacy was hit by his dad

Exactly!

It wasn’t technically Hitler’s fault

Wasn’t technically Hitler’s fault

Hitler’s brother died

And that made him super sad

It’s hard to paint people with evil or glory

When you know that everyone’s

Got a tragic backstory

Free will’s an illusion

Morality is, too

So, it’s not my fault that

My parents messed me up

'Cause their parents messed them up

And Adam and Eve were messed up by God

Who was messed up originally by the Big Bang

Everything is the Big Bang’s fault!

Good point!

Energy in space was the ultimate bad father

Nothing is nobody’s fault

Nothing is nobody’s

Is that a double negative?

Eh, it sounds good, why bother?

But I’m glad for the trauma

I’m glad for it, too

'Cause my past is what led me

To fall in love with you