The Digger -

Straight off the top of my head I told the best lie

I know that I don’t even have to try.

I just fill up a drink, start talking 'bout the markets

Fill up a shot, no money in my pockets

Before I leave I go pretend to pay,

and then I ditch a taxi on the way to her place

Because pretty little girl you may look so nice

But digging for that gold you’ll have to pay the price

I can’t wait for you to go and take my “money†away

The digger says, give me the keys please to the benzee

maybe some money too

She says the talk of the riches has got her suspicious of you

She knows what’s going on and it won’t be long until it’s through

So it is time for you to go and make your move

But break it down slowly cause surely she’ll know your a phoney

and you’ll be screwed by the girl that you thought you knew

but when in doubt,

because at the end of the day when it rolls around

these are the words you should say

Girl I’m sure you are nice and you are funny

But only to the boys that be giving you money

Wouldn’t even give the poor boy, no, the time of day

When you’re turning him down turning him down

he didn’t have the chance to say

Girl I’m sure at the rate that you are digging

You’ll end up at the bottom of a hole, but you’ll fit right in With all those doctors and those lawyers waiting for you

At the end of the day, so you can go at take,

take their money away