Counting the Cattle - D-A-D

I’m countin’the cattle: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5…

I’m countin’the cattle

Just to check if there alive

I’m counting’the cattle: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

I’m countin’the cattle once again.

Well, the first little cow

She went for a climb, fell off the

Mountain — and then we were 9

The second little cow, she went out

For a date

Discovered it was Wolfie

And then we were 8

I’m countin'…

Well number 3 &number 4 they were longhorned chicks

— Met some horny bulls

And now I’m only countin'6

Number 5, 6 &7 went out without their key

The’re hanging at the butchers

And I’m only counting 3

I’m countin'…

Well the 8·9 said: — We’re never havin'

Fun!

They packed their things

And left!

And I’m only countin'

Well here we are

Me and Molly

She is brown-spottet, cheerful

And she’s jolly

Our son is a muuhtant

— But who gives a damn

— I mean, when the folks

Downtown, calls us:

Mister and mam!

I’m counting'…