You'll Never Get Me Up (In One of Those) - Dave Edmunds

I’d rather work in the city in a pinstriped suit and bowler hat

If you break my arm I’ll join the union, you know how I feel about that

Put me in a uniform if it comes to blows

But you’ll never get me up

Never get me up

Never get me up in one of those

I’d rather serve time on the Foreign Legion

Or risk my neck travelling on the Southern Region

Put me in a uniform if it comes to blows

But you’ll never get me up

Never gonna get me up

Never get me up in one of those

I can stay down here and get high

I ain’t got no need reason whatever to fly

If the good Lord had meant us to get up in one of them things

He’d have given us the tickets as well as the pair of wings

So if you don’t mind I’ll take my chances walking the street

'Cause I dig the feel of the ground beneath my feet

Put me in a uniform if it comes to blows

But you’ll never get me up

Never get me up

Never gonna get me up in one of those

No you’ll never get me up

Never gonna get me up

Never get me up in one of those

No you’ll never get me up

Never gonna get me up

Never get me up in one of those

No you’ll never get me up

Never gonna get me up

Never get me up in one of those