Billy's Dead - Deadbolt

His hair is dry, and his skin is pale

He wears shades, and he smells kinda stale

Now, don’t laugh, thank you very much

Haven’t you noticed that he’s cold to the touch?

Look man, I think your friend Billy might be dead

Look, I’m telling you, I think your friend Billy might be dead

Chicks really dig him, he’s got one on each side

Don’t you think it’s strange he’s got a hearse for a ride?

I’m talking serious, I’m not half-crocked

You know, it’s kinda wierd his fridge is padlocked

Hey, I think your friend Billy might be dead

Look, let’s talk serious, I think your friend Billy might be dead

I’ve been following him around… He goes to the mortuary a lot…

Applies heavy makeup…

I know I’m… obsessed, but… I must know the truth

I think your friend Billy might be dead

I think your friend Billy might be dead

Pretty soon, everyone thought I was going crazy

They said, «You're just jealous of Billy--he's just kinda lazy,»

So I did some some research and found something scary

Went to the library and found Billy’s obituary (Hm, yeah, here’s his picture)

I tell you now--your friend Billy is officially dead

Your friend Billy is dead

Your friend Billy is dead

El muerte

No more

God, like, I can’t believe I had sex with him, ew!

Gawd!