Free Home Demostration - Eddy Arnold, The Tennesse Playboy

Now you like me and I like you but there’s just one thing wrong

There’s been no hugs and kisses dear to kinda help our love along

Now I have here a special plan to make things turn our right

And if you’d like to try it out I’ll be around tonight

You’ll get a free home demonstration

A simple free home demonstration

It’s a little bit of hug and a little bit of squeeze

A little bit of kiss and a little bit of tease

Guaranteed to make you fall in love

I may sound like a salesman, advertising things that’s true

The only thing I’ve got for sale is the fact that I love you

My heart will be delivered, with a lifetime guarantee

So why not take advantage of this opportunity

To get a free home demonstration

I said a free home demonstration

It’s a little bit of hug and a little bit of squeeze

A little bit of kiss and a little bit of tease

Guaranteed to make you fall in love

If you act at once and don’t delay it won’t cost you a thing

And as a special bonus there’s a fourteen karat ring

Now all we need’s your parlor, when the lights are turned down low

And once you try a sample, bet you’ll never let me go

You’ll get a free home demonstration

A simple free home demonstration

It’s a little bit of hug and a little bit of squeeze

A little bit of kiss and a little bit of tease

Guaranteed to make you fall in love