Baby Loves Me - Eels

Record company hates me

The doctor says I’m sick

The bad girls think I’m just too nice

And the nice girls call me «dick»

But Baby loves me!

And she’s smarter than you

My baby loves me!

Unlikely but true

Policeman flashes the red lights

Coach says that I’m weak

Teacher says I’m not too bright

Bodybuilder calls me «pipsqueak»

But Baby loves me!

And she’s smarter than you

My baby loves me!

Unlikely but true

The neighbors don’t like my flowers

The waiter don’t like my tip

The librarian shushes me

Travel agent canceled my trip

Baby loves me!

And she’s smarter than you

My baby loves me!

Unlikely but true

Minister says I’m a demon

Dietitian says I’m a pig

Warmhearted say I’m freezin'

Promoter won’t give me the gig

But Baby loves me!

And she’s smarter than you

My baby loves me!

Unlikely but true

My tired body is breakin' down

The world is endin' soon

It’s all crumblin' at my feet

Not sure what to do

But Baby loves me!

And that’s a real good thing

My baby loves me!

It’s a beautiful thing

Baby loves me!

And she’s smarter than you

My baby loves me!

Unlikely but true

Baby loves me!