500 Ways - Evil Cowards

500 ways to taste your glaze

and I just might

500 days trapped in your maze

without a light

Monday you don’t know what to do

Tuesday you sure don’t have a clue

Thursday’s not been so good to you

Friday you really got to go

What more is there to know?

All your silly yes men are now saying no

So move on down the road

Before this love implodes

Before this love gets uglier

than a wart on a toad

500 lies live in your eyes and make you blind

500 guys live in your thighs and bleed you dry

Yesterday I would die for you

But today it’s not something I could do

Right now you just can’t buy a clue

and tomorrow you really got to go

What more is there to know?

All your soaring highs have now turned in to lows

so move on down the road

before this love implodes

before this love gets uglier

than a wart on a toad

Now you claim that you can’t count that high

and you’re running out of time to buy

but if I had a dime for every dime

I’d have five hundred dollars worth of time

All your soaring highs have now turned in to lows

so move on down the road

before this love implodes

before this love gets uglier

than a wart on a toad