Loose Booty - Faster Pussycat

Well here’s a story about a floppy romp

All in all it seemed so fun

You got a rotten bladder and fat can knees

That’s why she wears plastic sheets

Her butt, it drags along the street

Now there are no room for me

She had the face of a pony if she went on a diet

Come on fat bitch, do us truly

Nice girl

She tried to sit on me

Nice girl

She’s way too fat for me

Nice girl

That someone dents her teeth

Nice girl

She tried to squeeze the shakes out of me

Loose booty

Loose booty

Big old lady had a woobly ol' butt

You thought that was big, you should’ve seen her gut

Well the bird was a psychic, she waddled

She’s so big, she’s got her own zip code

That lady can house a family of four

Give me a chimichanga please