The Addams Family - Figure

— What are you, darling?

Where’s your costume?

— This is my costume.

I’m a homicidal maniac.

They look just like everyone else

(She's scaring me!)

My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil!

I have seen HORROR!

I HAVE SEEN THE UNHOLY MAGGOTS WHICH FEAST IN THEE DARK RECESSES OF THE HUMAN

SOUL!

They’re creepy and they’re kooky

Mysterious and spooky

They’re all together ooky

The Addams Family

Their house is a museum

Where people come to see 'em

They really are a scream

The Addams Famil-

(AH HAHAHAHAHA)

— Why are you dressed like somebody died?

— Wait?

You rang?

The Addams Family

They’re creepy and they’re kooky

Mysterious and spooky

They’re all together ooky

The Addams Family

Their house is a museum

Where people come to see 'em

They really are a scream

The Addams Famil-

(She's scaring me!)

The Addams Famil-

(AH HAHAHAHAHA)

The Addams Family

— I'll be the victim!

— All your life

You rang?